Bimbo Moments

And I thought I was going through a phase of serious boredom because I suddenly had so much time on my hands! When I am bored, I embark on a journey of self-entertainment.


But of course, my journey sometime involve -call it intentionally or unintentionally - my friends. And because of who I am, most of time I get away with murder, when I evolve from an intellectual being........to a bright-eyed exasperating bimbo in their presence.


*smiles with glee*


Over MSN with Ber, when I was trying to fix dinner with the boys in 2 weeks:

Me: ok, dinner is fixed at 6pm. Tony says he will pick you boys so it'll be earlier. He just WA-ed me.

Ber: WA? huh?

Me: WhatsApp..... WA lor

Ber: Wah lau, you people super lazy....WhatsApp is already short enough you make it lagi shorter.

Me: There's 8 characters in the word - where got short? It's like a mobile number. Do you memorise mobile numbers??

Ber: Duh...

Me: hehe, bimbo moment. Let me be lah....

Ber: *puts on a stunned look* ...... FINE.



On the way home with Sam, driving home:

Me: I tell you....I just watched animal porn on cable TV last night!

Sam: errrr.. what????

Me: On National Geographic! Serious! There was this horny young male elephant trying to score an older horny female elephant... it was damn funny I couldn't stop laughing!!!

Sam: .................... uh-huh? then how?!!!

Me: have you seen an elephant's penis?? It's like 2m long!!!!! and looks like a hook!

Sam: (I can tell he is trying to patronize me while trying to keep awake) Eh, an elephant leh....they are supposed to be the largest animal on earth...will look funny if they have...errr.... less than expected length ??

Me: and of course being young and horny, performance wasn't to be expected. He literally just ejaculated without...errm.... doing what he should do to the female elephant.

Sam: (very wide awake by now) WHAT??!!! You mean you saw an elephant ejaculate?? On TV??!!! What channel???

Me: YEAH!!!! On cable TV, National Geographic...and it's supposed to be educational. But I can't get the silly 2 metre penis out of my mind after that.

While I couldn't quite make out (or remember) his reaction to my statement, I could, under that moonlit shadowy corner of my car, sense that he couldn't quite react immediately.

I think my buddy discovered a 'shocking' side to his 'supposed to be very prim proper and intelligent' good friend tonight. Hehe.

till later.